This Continues to Not Be My Life

So it’s not what you were expecting, and it’s not quite what I was expecting either, but, hey. At least it’s new, right?

(Author’s Note: Fantastic Four does not belong to me, but to Marvel Comics and Twentieth Century Fox. Dr. Evadne's warning: Please remember to take a grain of salt before reading. Do not expose to direct sunlight. May impair your ability to drive or operate heavy machinery. Anyone who fails to abide by the warning is responsible for their own indignation)

FANTASTIC FOUR: BREADBOX EDITION

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I realized, not too long ago, that I still had three BBEs from my FF.net days that I hadn't put up yet. So, here's the first: S.W.A.T. I like to think of this as my favorite Breadbox Edition of a movie no one else has ever seen.

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I'm sorry this took so long, and I promise it won't happen again. I got caught up writing a fanfiction for a friend (a real one, with plot and everything!), and this got pushed aside. I'm not going to be waiting a month to finish parts from now on, because this would go on for two years.

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Next up: Book Three: King Nestor Rambles Interminably

I'm back from vacation. And I have two movie reviews and a book review to write up. But, I'll talk about that more later, when I have more time. For now, here's an older Breadbox Edition of Signs. I figured it would be appropriate to trot out a BBE about aliens since I'll be talking about War of the Worlds before too long. Enjoy!

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Unfortunately, I couldn't get this done before "Revenge of the Sith" came out, so I apologize to those who've already seen that movie and expected this beforehand. It is out before I've seen "Sith," though, so I reached at least one of my goals. I'm seeing "Sith" tonight, so expect a review in the next day or so. Hell, if it's good, I might have one up at about 1:30 a.m.

Also wanted to let you know that after I do a BBE of "Sith" (how could I not?), I'm not going to do "Empire Strikes Back" right away. Two "Star Wars" movies in a row is enough for a little while anyway. But "Empire" will be put on my list of movies to BBE.

Enough of this. Time for "Star Wars!"

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I really have no idea how this happened.

Also, this Breadbox Edition has a rating of "PG-14". There are descriptions of violence (though mostly flippant ones) and a large number of swear words. If those things offend you, don't read it. This is based on a movie with a hard "R" rating, after all.

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Like I said, I have no idea how I wrote this. I probably won't get another one out until the middle of May.

If you remember this at all, you have been reading my work for a looooong time.

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I really should be doing work for my upcoming finals/presentations. But, I really want to do things not related to work, so here I am putting up another Breadbox.

I swear to the stars above that I had something really witty and clever to say in this introduction, but I can't remember for the life of me what it was. Just have some Star Wars.

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My Internet at home has been a little wonky recently, so I don't really trust updating my livejournal there right now. I'm actually at the computer center (again) to do this. I figured I should put up the second Matrix Breadbox because I did the first. Before anyone asks, no, I do not have a BBE for the first movie, and will not have one any time soon. My backlog of requests is huge right now, I have no time, and I don't have a copy of that movie anyway (sadly, as it is the only one I like).

I may put up Spiderman next, but I was thinking I might hold off until I get the second movie for Christmas and do a BBE for that one. In that case, I'll do a thorough search for Phantom Menace, and do those next. What do you think?

In any case, here's The Matrix

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Well, it's after 1:30 in the morning, I've had a busy week, I'm real tired, but I'm not in bed. Do you want to know why?

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BECAUSE THERE'S A LEAK IN MY FREAKIN' CEILING!

That's right, my ceiling is leaking. The front desk called the maintenance person, who took a hour getting here, who came up to my apartment and did...nothing. He said he was going upstairs to see if the apartment above me was flooding, and he would be back if he found something.

This begs the question, what if he doesn't find anything on the floor above me? Will someone come back and tell me this? Will someone tell me what I can do so that I can finally go to bed? I can't go to bed while it's still leaking; someone has to keep emptying the bowls the water is dripping into. THE HELL AM I SUPPOSED TO DO, PEOPLE?

So, on calm, careful reflection, I decided to spend this time editing a Breadbox Edition. So, for your reading pleasure, here is the Pirates of the Caribbean Breadbox:

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Here's hoping my ceiling stops leaking soon so I can just go to bed. Please.