This Continues to Not Be My Life

Whew! I finally completed all the requests made way back when. Turns out that, while I'm not good at writing long fics, I'm not that great at writing short ones either. These fourteen ficlets altogether are the second longest thing I've written (after my Bizenghast fic from last year)! Which is sort of depressing. Regardless, here they are by fandom:

Bizenghast
Dinah, Vincent and Edaniel take on the prompt of An Ill Omen (fortune teller; fate) for alory_shannon.

Dinah and Vincent in the real world for firiel44.

Bizenghast/HP
Dinah and the Bizengang enter the world of Harry Potter...sort of for diddilypuff.

Harry Potter
Snape tests Lucius's knowledge, and Lucius tests Snape's patience for ladynorbert.

Dumbledore responds to a recent controversy for capri_chan.

Bellatrix is seriously eff-ed up for pith.

Harry/Merak versus Narcissa Malfoy for merveille_moi.

Harry/Merak versus Lucius Malfoy for bergann.

Voldemort takes on some bloody seahorses for bending_sickle.

Aberforth practices some inappropriate charms on goats, and it's not nearly as funny as you might think for repartee.

Voldemort makes an unusual fashion decision for originalgeek.

Draco mulls over his receding hairline, his mother and Harry Potter (and for some reason I want to write Harry/Narcissa now) for khelekwen.

HP/PotC/LotR
Voldemort and Sauron take on an upstart villain from Pirates of the Caribbean for frenchroast.

Lord of the Rings
Elrond considers a young Aragorn for yuurei_san.