Porn on a Train

[evadne_noel]

This morning, on my way in to work via the Metro, I sat down next to a 50-something lady with her laptop open. I, being the nosy busybody that I am, glanced over at what she was reading.



It was Buffy fanfic porn. Spike/Xander, no less.









I'm trying to think of something witty to add to this, but I think it just speaks for itself.

Comments

[redcoast.livejournal.com]

Well, did you say, "Wow! I like fanfic too! Do you write or just read?"

[evadne-noel.livejournal.com]

I thought about it, but I'm not in BtVS fandom, so I had no idea where that conversation could go. "I see you're reading Spander porn. My fandom, Harry Potter, has some pretty dumb pairing names too!"

[redcoast.livejournal.com]

Snack. Snarry. Snucius (nobody uses that one). Snockhart?

All I can think about the Spander pairing is that both the participants have dubious sexual attractiveness. The thought of them naked together ...

[evadne-noel.livejournal.com]

Any pairing involving Snape = immediate dumb pairing name. Serious.

[featherwish.livejournal.com]

... apart from Snermione, of course.

[evadne-noel.livejournal.com]

Yes. Snermione, last bastion of dignity and poetic beauty in Snape fandom.