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irvys_sefie because it’s just too much fun.
1. Go to the Elouai doll maker (http://elouai.com/).
2. Make an ordinary doll of yourself and save it.
3. Take that doll and, leaving a couple things (nose, eyebrows, whatever) the same, Mary Sue yourself. Make the most blatant Mary Sue you can conceive.
4. Post "Before" and "After" in your LJ. Bonus points if your Sue has a backstory of some sort.
Before:
After:
This is Evadne Noel*. Her parents fought valiantly against the Death Eaters following Lord Voldemort’s premature blowup-age. They were not members of the Order of the Phoenix, but of a super-secret international wizarding organization that even Dumbledore knew nothing about. In a tragic showdown, Evadne’s parents were vaporized before her very eyes. Even though she was only two, her amazing memory has enabled her to recall every detail of their deaths, leaving her full of rage and guilt about the whole world**.
Following her parents demise, Evadne was shipped off to Alaska to live with her well meaning, but intellectually deficient relatives. It was here, through many evenings spent watching trout jump into bears’ mouths, she discovered her amazing ability to talk to underwater creatures***. She also started dressing in a way that expressed the deep seeded rage she felt, especially her fishnet stockings****.
On her fifteenth birthday, she mysterious received an engraved box containing a letter from her parents asking her to continue the legacy of the aforementioned super-secret wizarding organization. Realizing that she is pretty much on her own in this endeavor, she grudgingly traveled to Hogwarts to seek help from Dumbledore*****. She then turns to Harry Potter, who is just about to set off on his journey to destroy the Horcruxes. She angrily demands to be allowed to go along, as her mysterious letter also contains a reference to her parents stealing “something important to the Dark Lord’s immortality”, but being unable to do anything with it. She is turned away until she proves herself by extracting vital information from the Giant Squid.
She disdains all personal contact with Harry, whom she has no interest in whatsoever, as she will mention loudly and often. She is frequently bitchy to Ron and Hermione, who for some godawful reason try to get her to open up about her true feelings. She will likely learn the true meaning of love before taking a bullet****** for the Trio. Someone will probably name a child after her in an epilogue*******.
*Hey, I already have a pretty good Mary Sue name. Why waste it?
**Like Batman, or something.
***Which is really more interesting than it sounds, Aquaman aside.
****Because nothing says, “I CUT YOU!” like decorative legwear.
*****Too bad he is of the dead.
******Not literal.
*******Damn, that’s a lot of asterisks.
irvys_sefie because it’s just too much fun.1. Go to the Elouai doll maker (http://elouai.com/).
2. Make an ordinary doll of yourself and save it.
3. Take that doll and, leaving a couple things (nose, eyebrows, whatever) the same, Mary Sue yourself. Make the most blatant Mary Sue you can conceive.
4. Post "Before" and "After" in your LJ. Bonus points if your Sue has a backstory of some sort.
Before:
After:
This is Evadne Noel*. Her parents fought valiantly against the Death Eaters following Lord Voldemort’s premature blowup-age. They were not members of the Order of the Phoenix, but of a super-secret international wizarding organization that even Dumbledore knew nothing about. In a tragic showdown, Evadne’s parents were vaporized before her very eyes. Even though she was only two, her amazing memory has enabled her to recall every detail of their deaths, leaving her full of rage and guilt about the whole world**.
Following her parents demise, Evadne was shipped off to Alaska to live with her well meaning, but intellectually deficient relatives. It was here, through many evenings spent watching trout jump into bears’ mouths, she discovered her amazing ability to talk to underwater creatures***. She also started dressing in a way that expressed the deep seeded rage she felt, especially her fishnet stockings****.
On her fifteenth birthday, she mysterious received an engraved box containing a letter from her parents asking her to continue the legacy of the aforementioned super-secret wizarding organization. Realizing that she is pretty much on her own in this endeavor, she grudgingly traveled to Hogwarts to seek help from Dumbledore*****. She then turns to Harry Potter, who is just about to set off on his journey to destroy the Horcruxes. She angrily demands to be allowed to go along, as her mysterious letter also contains a reference to her parents stealing “something important to the Dark Lord’s immortality”, but being unable to do anything with it. She is turned away until she proves herself by extracting vital information from the Giant Squid.
She disdains all personal contact with Harry, whom she has no interest in whatsoever, as she will mention loudly and often. She is frequently bitchy to Ron and Hermione, who for some godawful reason try to get her to open up about her true feelings. She will likely learn the true meaning of love before taking a bullet****** for the Trio. Someone will probably name a child after her in an epilogue*******.
*Hey, I already have a pretty good Mary Sue name. Why waste it?
**Like Batman, or something.
***Which is really more interesting than it sounds, Aquaman aside.
****Because nothing says, “I CUT YOU!” like decorative legwear.
*****Too bad he is of the dead.
******Not literal.
*******Damn, that’s a lot of asterisks.
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Date: 2005-08-09 06:45 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2005-08-09 07:36 pm (UTC)That website is addicting.
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Date: 2005-08-15 11:28 pm (UTC)Oh, my goodness, it is.
No, don't ask me why I'm still awake at 2:27 a.m. You already know.
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Date: 2005-08-09 07:00 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2005-08-09 07:37 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2005-08-09 07:49 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2005-08-09 08:02 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2005-08-09 09:30 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2005-08-09 08:40 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2005-08-09 08:53 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2005-08-09 09:17 pm (UTC)wow, what a waste of time lol
Date: 2005-08-09 09:35 pm (UTC)~Ashley
I loved your story btw and all the asterisks, they are really a lot of fun.
Re: wow, what a waste of time lol
Date: 2005-08-09 10:09 pm (UTC)Glad you liked the story too! I enjoyed writing it*.
*Asterisks are your friend.
Too much fun...
Date: 2005-08-09 11:58 pm (UTC)The Shoeless One
Re: Too much fun...
Date: 2005-08-10 07:34 pm (UTC)Doll maker
Date: 2005-08-10 01:16 am (UTC)That was 3 hours ago. I've made Persephone, myself, KimPossible who morphed into Lily Potter, and female!Lupin.
Curse you, Lady Evadne. I don't have a (an?) LJ account so I can't show you all the little people I've made (I only saved myself anyway) - cuuurrrsssse yooooouuuuuuu!
Oh, and check this out: http://www.livejournal.com/tools/memories.bml?user=cloudlessnights&keyword=Harry+Potter+starring+The+Sims+-+Book+1&filter=all
"Harry Potter & the Sorceror/Philosopher's Stone starring The Sims". Bonus features: outtakes from the book, and what SimActors do when no one's looking and all they have to read is ...HP fanfiction?!
---Kitsune-chan
Re: Doll maker
Date: 2005-08-10 07:41 pm (UTC)That Sims thing is hilarious. That's quite amazing.
Doll maker part deux
Date: 2005-08-10 01:43 am (UTC)I should stop... but I'm not gonna.
---Kitsune-chan
Re: Doll maker part deux
Date: 2005-08-10 07:42 pm (UTC)Re: Doll maker part deux
Date: 2005-08-12 08:48 pm (UTC)Kitsune-chan
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Date: 2005-08-10 01:45 pm (UTC)Way, way too much fun. And there's me, thinking I'd stoped playing with dolls ages ago...
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Date: 2005-08-10 07:43 pm (UTC)It's strange to think that, with this toy, I may never stop playing with dolls.
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Date: 2005-08-11 10:15 pm (UTC)And oh yeah, evadne, your mary sue looks a lot like Hermoine on crack ;-) in a good sense :D
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Date: 2005-08-12 05:37 pm (UTC)"Hermione on crack" has a good sense?
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Date: 2005-08-12 10:28 pm (UTC)Er... in the sense she discovering her wild side? Hehe, I was tired, so my fingers tend to talk before my brain processes it *blushes*
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Date: 2005-08-12 05:24 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2005-08-12 05:38 pm (UTC)Ah, incredibly distracting things. What would we do without them?
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Date: 2005-08-14 05:42 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2005-08-12 08:23 pm (UTC)Heh. So true.
Dammit! Cursed busy schedule! When I get some free time I will make a Mary Sue you and I can be proud of... or ashamed of, for that matter...
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Date: 2005-09-08 12:08 pm (UTC)There is a very thin line between pride and shame.
you made me get a lj account just so I could post this
Date: 2005-08-14 10:36 pm (UTC)Re: you made me get a lj account just so I could post this
Date: 2005-09-08 12:13 pm (UTC)Re: you made me get a lj account just so I could post this
Date: 2005-08-15 12:08 am (UTC)Re: you made me get a lj account just so I could post this
Date: 2005-09-08 12:15 pm (UTC)Tonks and Pumpkin Pie
Date: 2005-08-17 12:13 am (UTC)Posted on my LJ, if you're bored and/or curious.
...I think I've wasted about 5 hours all told on that doll maker thing. ->_>-;; I'm awful.
Re: Tonks and Pumpkin Pie
Date: 2005-09-08 12:17 pm (UTC)5 hours? That's all?
Re: Tonks and Pumpkin Pie
Date: 2005-09-08 02:12 pm (UTC)Wouldyoubelieveit?
Date: 2005-08-17 08:50 pm (UTC)Re: Wouldyoubelieveit?
Date: 2005-09-08 12:23 pm (UTC)