Pirates of the Caribbean: Breadbox Edition

Well, it's after 1:30 in the morning, I've had a busy week, I'm real tired, but I'm not in bed. Do you want to know why?

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BECAUSE THERE'S A LEAK IN MY FREAKIN' CEILING!

That's right, my ceiling is leaking. The front desk called the maintenance person, who took a hour getting here, who came up to my apartment and did...nothing. He said he was going upstairs to see if the apartment above me was flooding, and he would be back if he found something.

This begs the question, what if he doesn't find anything on the floor above me? Will someone come back and tell me this? Will someone tell me what I can do so that I can finally go to bed? I can't go to bed while it's still leaking; someone has to keep emptying the bowls the water is dripping into. THE HELL AM I SUPPOSED TO DO, PEOPLE?

So, on calm, careful reflection, I decided to spend this time editing a Breadbox Edition. So, for your reading pleasure, here is the Pirates of the Caribbean Breadbox:

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Here's hoping my ceiling stops leaking soon so I can just go to bed. Please.

Fanfiction: Once Upon a Freakin' Time

Ceiling Update: Well, it's not leaking anymore. I actually have no idea what happened because no one tells me anything, but at least there's not water all over my bathroom floor anymore. I cleaned up my bathroom today (I took care of the water yesterday, 'cause, duh, not going to let it sit), so I feel I did something useful...which would be the only useful thing I did today, as I did not write my speech, nor did I start article critiques. Whoops.

Seeing as it took until 3:00 a.m. for anyone to tell me that there was nothing more I could do, and I might as well go to bed, here's a fanfic I wrote. It kind of reminds me of Once Upon a Freakin' Time fics I wrote a while back. You know, stupid and incoherent.

Oh, wait. They're still that.

But if this one seems more so, it's because it was written in the early hours of the morning, and I was not at my best:


Lord Voldemort Loses It. Totally. Like, More Than Usual.


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