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evadne_noel ([personal profile] evadne_noel) wrote2006-08-07 11:54 am
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Porn on a Train

This morning, on my way in to work via the Metro, I sat down next to a 50-something lady with her laptop open. I, being the nosy busybody that I am, glanced over at what she was reading.



It was Buffy fanfic porn. Spike/Xander, no less.









I'm trying to think of something witty to add to this, but I think it just speaks for itself.

[identity profile] myjarofdirt.livejournal.com 2006-08-07 04:09 pm (UTC)(link)
Uhm.
Lmao.

[identity profile] dreamstrifer.livejournal.com 2006-08-07 04:09 pm (UTC)(link)
That's just...


yeah.

[identity profile] foofee25.livejournal.com 2006-08-07 04:27 pm (UTC)(link)
...

Yeah, there's really nothing to say to that.

[identity profile] deadndried.livejournal.com 2006-08-07 04:39 pm (UTC)(link)
I was once at a horror convention (Screamfest) with a friend last year, and whiel we were in the vendors room, we overhear a man go "ah!" as if he found something he was looking for, and when we looked, it was a box of porn magazines. It was so funny we laughed right infront of him.

[identity profile] lindewen.livejournal.com 2006-08-07 04:40 pm (UTC)(link)
that is slightly disturbing....

[identity profile] gaffsie.livejournal.com 2006-08-07 05:12 pm (UTC)(link)
That's awsome.

[identity profile] bandman.livejournal.com 2006-08-07 05:12 pm (UTC)(link)
It would have been EXCELLENT if it turned out to be one of your BBEs.

[identity profile] tanaraniel.livejournal.com 2006-08-07 05:14 pm (UTC)(link)
I guess some people need more than Folgers to wake up in the morning. Too bad it wasn't Giles. I find the line "cup of tea, cup of tea, almost got shagged, cup of tea" unreasonably funny.

[identity profile] jscarlettlg.livejournal.com 2006-08-07 05:47 pm (UTC)(link)
Thank you for that.

[identity profile] eglow23.livejournal.com 2006-08-07 06:00 pm (UTC)(link)
That's pretty much the best thing I've heard all day. Thank you.

Spike/Xander? Huh.

[identity profile] irishmastermind.livejournal.com 2006-08-07 06:06 pm (UTC)(link)
That is hilarious. For some reason, "grown-ups" in fandoms seem incongrous to me, even though I know it's silly to think so.

[identity profile] mini-snape.livejournal.com 2006-08-07 06:14 pm (UTC)(link)
Mwahahaha, my plan to have porn rule the world is finally working!

[identity profile] vkitty.livejournal.com 2006-08-07 06:23 pm (UTC)(link)
... so it's true? Grown-ups actually write fanfiction?

[identity profile] evadne-noel.livejournal.com 2006-08-07 06:51 pm (UTC)(link)
Catching people at their porn is always fun.

[identity profile] evadne-noel.livejournal.com 2006-08-07 06:53 pm (UTC)(link)
But completely hilarious.

[identity profile] evadne-noel.livejournal.com 2006-08-07 06:56 pm (UTC)(link)
Excellent, yes. But not nearly as funny as BtVS porn.

[identity profile] evadne-noel.livejournal.com 2006-08-07 06:59 pm (UTC)(link)
Giles was in the story, but I have no idea if he was getting/almost getting shagged. I did not read far enough in.

[identity profile] tanaraniel.livejournal.com 2006-08-07 07:02 pm (UTC)(link)
That's understandable. Reading over someone's shoulder is a whole other kind of weirdness.

So how much do you want to bet that she worked for the government?

[identity profile] evadne-noel.livejournal.com 2006-08-07 07:03 pm (UTC)(link)
No problem. I just find all the great stuff on trains.

[identity profile] redcoast.livejournal.com 2006-08-07 07:03 pm (UTC)(link)
Well, did you say, "Wow! I like fanfic too! Do you write or just read?"

[identity profile] evadne-noel.livejournal.com 2006-08-07 07:08 pm (UTC)(link)
Spike/Xander does not seem, to me, to be an obvious choice. But, the lady seemed to like it.

[identity profile] evadne-noel.livejournal.com 2006-08-07 07:10 pm (UTC)(link)
I think people just assume people are their age. I think everyone is either my age or slightly younger. And then get weirded out when they talk about high school, or their child's high school.

[identity profile] evadne-noel.livejournal.com 2006-08-07 07:11 pm (UTC)(link)
Aha! So, it's you, then! I should have known.

[identity profile] evadne-noel.livejournal.com 2006-08-07 07:11 pm (UTC)(link)
Yes, Virginia. There are people over 35 in YOUR fandom.

[identity profile] evadne-noel.livejournal.com 2006-08-07 07:12 pm (UTC)(link)
I saw no badge, so maybe not government. But, maybe it was in her bag.

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