Oh my GOD these are hilarious. I got 33. I have a ton of comments and my own additions for your enjoyment -
7) I laughed soooo hard while reading A Midsummer Night's Dream 17) Oh god, the other day the Drama class put on a production of The Crucible...suffice to say, it didn't go well. At one point during the court scene, there was like a 1-minute wait after Abigail said something...and out of nowhere John Proctor yelled "WHORE!" LOL. 20) damn those split infinitives. And as for ending prepositions...didn't Winston Churchill once say something like "Ending a sentence with a preposition is something with which we are not going to put up." lol 29) Jesus Christ, that woman is awful but hilarious. You know she was made an honorary citizen of Athens, right? LOL and one time my english teacher assigned the next chapter in The Greek Way and one of the guys in my class practically started crying. Mr. Whittemore "Calm down, Kamil." Kamil "But she's...I...I hate her." Mr. Whittemore "She's dead." LOL. 30) And crack up hysterically when the answer is invariably The DaVinci Code. 31) T.J. Eckleburg = God, God I say! 33) Hrothgar is the most badass name ever - Pearl on the other hand. (shudder) even when we were reading Scarlet Letter I was convinced that she was possessed. And when we saw the Scarlet Letter movie...when it looks like she's wearing roadkill/dishrags on her head...girl's messed. 40) And all boats in general because of Billy Budd, aka the Horror of 10th Grade English. 41) which would be double plus ungood hahaha oh boy 48) That's so hilariously ironic that the book is ABOLITIONIST and is banned for racism! Poor Samuel Clemens. That should be one, by the way - that you know all those authors' real names. 52) Especially because half the people in it have syphillis or missing buttocks. Candide. was. hilarious. <3 Voltaire 58) Oh god not only can we spell it...but for weeks after we watched that awful movie featuring Sam from Cheers, we IMITATED the way the horse said "HOO EEEEE NEEEEEEM!!!" and "NYAHOO!"
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7) I laughed soooo hard while reading A Midsummer Night's Dream
17) Oh god, the other day the Drama class put on a production of The Crucible...suffice to say, it didn't go well. At one point during the court scene, there was like a 1-minute wait after Abigail said something...and out of nowhere John Proctor yelled "WHORE!" LOL.
20) damn those split infinitives. And as for ending prepositions...didn't Winston Churchill once say something like "Ending a sentence with a preposition is something with which we are not going to put up." lol
29) Jesus Christ, that woman is awful but hilarious. You know she was made an honorary citizen of Athens, right? LOL and one time my english teacher assigned the next chapter in The Greek Way and one of the guys in my class practically started crying.
Mr. Whittemore "Calm down, Kamil."
Kamil "But she's...I...I hate her."
Mr. Whittemore "She's dead." LOL.
30) And crack up hysterically when the answer is invariably The DaVinci Code.
31) T.J. Eckleburg = God, God I say!
33) Hrothgar is the most badass name ever - Pearl on the other hand. (shudder) even when we were reading Scarlet Letter I was convinced that she was possessed. And when we saw the Scarlet Letter movie...when it looks like she's wearing roadkill/dishrags on her head...girl's messed.
40) And all boats in general because of Billy Budd, aka the Horror of 10th Grade English.
41) which would be double plus ungood hahaha oh boy
48) That's so hilariously ironic that the book is ABOLITIONIST and is banned for racism! Poor Samuel Clemens. That should be one, by the way - that you know all those authors' real names.
52) Especially because half the people in it have syphillis or missing buttocks. Candide. was. hilarious. <3 Voltaire
58) Oh god not only can we spell it...but for weeks after we watched that awful movie featuring Sam from Cheers, we IMITATED the way the horse said "HOO EEEEE NEEEEEEM!!!" and "NYAHOO!"