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So, just in time for the Fourth of July holiday, I decided we need a little reminder from our favorite faily psychopath of how people come to together to form new countries/law systems based on the values they hold most dear.


Lord Voldemort Declares the Rights of Wizardkind

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evadne_noel: A man and the cresent moon in a rowboat (Mucha Icon)
Whew! I finally completed all the requests made way back when. Turns out that, while I'm not good at writing long fics, I'm not that great at writing short ones either. These fourteen ficlets altogether are the second longest thing I've written (after my Bizenghast fic from last year)! Which is sort of depressing. Regardless, here they are by fandom:

Bizenghast
Dinah, Vincent and Edaniel take on the prompt of An Ill Omen (fortune teller; fate) for [livejournal.com profile] alory_shannon.

Dinah and Vincent in the real world for [livejournal.com profile] firiel44.

Bizenghast/HP
Dinah and the Bizengang enter the world of Harry Potter...sort of for [livejournal.com profile] diddilypuff.

Harry Potter
Snape tests Lucius's knowledge, and Lucius tests Snape's patience for [livejournal.com profile] ladynorbert.

Dumbledore responds to a recent controversy for [livejournal.com profile] capri_chan.

Bellatrix is seriously eff-ed up for [livejournal.com profile] pith.

Harry/Merak versus Narcissa Malfoy for [livejournal.com profile] merveille_moi.

Harry/Merak versus Lucius Malfoy for [livejournal.com profile] bergann.

Voldemort takes on some bloody seahorses for [livejournal.com profile] bending_sickle.

Aberforth practices some inappropriate charms on goats, and it's not nearly as funny as you might think for [livejournal.com profile] repartee.

Voldemort makes an unusual fashion decision for [livejournal.com profile] originalgeek.

Draco mulls over his receding hairline, his mother and Harry Potter (and for some reason I want to write Harry/Narcissa now) for [livejournal.com profile] khelekwen.

HP/PotC/LotR
Voldemort and Sauron take on an upstart villain from Pirates of the Caribbean for [livejournal.com profile] frenchroast.

Lord of the Rings
Elrond considers a young Aragorn for [livejournal.com profile] yuurei_san.
evadne_noel: A man and the cresent moon in a rowboat (Malfoyowski BBE icon by poetrusic)
Just to warn you, there’s death in this one. Quite a bit of it implied, but some not so implied. This one’s a little dark, folks.

Lord Voldemort Discovers He Has Accidentally Bound Himself to Harry Potter, a Ministry Official from the Department of Magical Transportation, a Handful of Muggles, and a Nearly Complete Set of Firestone Tires

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evadne_noel: A man and the cresent moon in a rowboat (Malfoyowski BBE icon by poetrusic)
Wow, it's been about three months since I wrote anything original. I have to say that, given my state of mind since November, I'm really grateful for whatever creative spark pushed through to make this story happen.

Lord Voldemort Cannot Get a Visitor’s Pass

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evadne_noel: A man and the cresent moon in a rowboat (Default)
I've been having trouble writing new stuff recently, so in order to keep from boring you to death with memes and such, I've done another Director's Cut version of an old "Once Upon a Freakin' Time" chapter.

Severus Snape Decides to Join Dumbledore

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So, has everyone seen the new Death Eater masks for OotP?

The Death Eaters Are Customizable

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This is a bit of an experiment. Depending on your browser, this might look different, though I tested it on Explorer and Firefox. This is never going to show up on FF.net, for reasons that will be obvious. I hope this works out.


Harry Potter Receives a Series of Letters, Most of Which He Can’t Read

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evadne_noel: A man and the cresent moon in a rowboat (Malfoyowski BBE icon by poetrusic)
Happy birthday to me.


Lord Voldemort Is Another Year Older, Though Not Necessarily Another Year Wiser

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evadne_noel: A man and the cresent moon in a rowboat (Malfoyowski BBE icon by poetrusic)
As I mentioned many, many months ago, I've been planning to fix up the formatting of my older Once Upon a Freakin' Time chapters on ff.net. I'm planning on posting them here too, but for the livejournal versions, I'm adding color commentary (literally in color!). Any notes, explanations or extra jokes are added into the story in blue. I decided to start with the original chapter, Severus Snape Sells His Soul for Twenty-Five Cents. I hope you enjoy.

Severus Snape Sells His Soul For Twenty-Five Cents

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Okay, so maybe this should have technically been called "The Death Eaters Ruin the Lestranges' Reception," but that didn't have the same ring.

The Death Eaters Ruin the Lestranges' Wedding

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Okay, first chapter with the new title, but not technically the first chapter of the story. Features the Slytherin Moped Gang, back together for one night only!

Lord Voldemort Insists Everyone Get Along

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evadne_noel: A man and the cresent moon in a rowboat (Bizenghast by M. Alice Legrow)
This should be eerily familiar to anyone in college or who has been to college.

Severus Snape Really Is Evil

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evadne_noel: A man and the cresent moon in a rowboat (Jules Cheret)
Christmas Edition!

Severus Snape Discovers the Perils of Re-gifting

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Happy Holidays to all!
evadne_noel: A man and the cresent moon in a rowboat (Odyssey BBE by makani)
I wrote this as sort of an exorcism. It has to do with the GoF movie. It doesn't really contain any spoilers, but it does help if you've seen the movie.

Lord Voldemort Can’t Concentrate

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evadne_noel: A man and the cresent moon in a rowboat (Odyssey BBE by makani)
I think there may be something wrong with me. I have not yet seen Harry Potter, and I am in no hurry to do so. For some reason, I can't work up any major interest in it. I'd rather see the Narnia movie. So, in an effort to get up my interest, I wrote this.

Lord Voldemort Does Not Understand the Black Family

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evadne_noel: A man and the cresent moon in a rowboat (OUaFT - Inside Joke!)
Happy Halloween, everyone!

The Death Eaters Dig Costume Parties

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evadne_noel: A man and the cresent moon in a rowboat (OUaFT - Inside Joke!)
Back from parts unknown. Got sick. Got better. Got depressed from watching television news while sick. Still don't know where my head is at. Wrote about Voldemort, Snape and Lucius.

Lord Voldemort Does NOT Pay Retail

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evadne_noel: A man and the cresent moon in a rowboat (icon by maealoeki_quote by evadne_noel)
This is a post-HBP fic, but it doesn't contain what I would consider massive spoilers. It does involve a specific plot point, but one that is mentioned in nearly every public review of the book. So, go forward at your own risk.

Another point is that, yes, this story does contain humor, but the first serious section is a necessary build up. You shall see.

Lord Voldemort Gets Something That Belonged to Rowena Ravenclaw

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evadne_noel: A man and the cresent moon in a rowboat (icon by maealoeki_quote by evadne_noel)
If you're wondering why there is another one of these so soon, let me just say this: Polling is one of the least interesting subjects one could hear a 2 and 1/2 hour lecture on. Especially when one has already had a Research Methods course.

I think this story might have my new favorite title. Also, it answers the eternal question: who won the Risk game?

Lord Voldemort Is Not Doing This for His Own Edification

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evadne_noel: A man and the cresent moon in a rowboat (Bizenghast by M. Alice Legrow)
WARNING: If you're looking to avoid any and all speculation as to what happens in the upcoming Harry Potter book, read no further. There are no spoilers, as I myself know next to nothing about the book.


Severus Snape Is Fashionable

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