evadne_noel: A man and the cresent moon in a rowboat (CoS BBE Icon by poetrusic)
So, just in time for the Fourth of July holiday, I decided we need a little reminder from our favorite faily psychopath of how people come to together to form new countries/law systems based on the values they hold most dear.


Lord Voldemort Declares the Rights of Wizardkind

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evadne_noel: A man and the cresent moon in a rowboat (Malfoyowski BBE icon by poetrusic)
Just to warn you, there’s death in this one. Quite a bit of it implied, but some not so implied. This one’s a little dark, folks.

Lord Voldemort Discovers He Has Accidentally Bound Himself to Harry Potter, a Ministry Official from the Department of Magical Transportation, a Handful of Muggles, and a Nearly Complete Set of Firestone Tires

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evadne_noel: A man and the cresent moon in a rowboat (Default)
This is a bit of an experiment. Depending on your browser, this might look different, though I tested it on Explorer and Firefox. This is never going to show up on FF.net, for reasons that will be obvious. I hope this works out.


Harry Potter Receives a Series of Letters, Most of Which He Can’t Read

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evadne_noel: A man and the cresent moon in a rowboat (Ep III BBE icon by maealoeki)
Okay, first chapter with the new title, but not technically the first chapter of the story. Features the Slytherin Moped Gang, back together for one night only!

Lord Voldemort Insists Everyone Get Along

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evadne_noel: A man and the cresent moon in a rowboat (StGH icon by alory_shannon)
Just a few things to mention and get input on before posting the new story:

1) I think I'm definately going to split up Once Upon a Freakin' Time into two stories, with Harry-Voldemort interaction being a whole different timeline and continuity (such as it is). It's going to be sort of an AU to Book 6. Dumbledore is not dead (as he is in OUaFT), Snape has not killed him (as he did in OUaFT), and Malfoy is still trying to kill him (twice the incompetent badguy action!). I also think I'm going to experiment with titles, so eventually they won't all be "So-And-So Is/Does/Wants/Insert-Verb-Here Thing/Person/Stupid-Joke". The tentative title is So You've Decided To Be Evil by T.M. Riddle, though I may just shorten it to So You've Decided to Be Evil.

2) I'm going to be editing my FF.net version of OUaFT, not only to take out chapters that will be going into SYDtBE, but to fix the formatting, spelling and grammar of previous chapters. I might start posting older ones here, just so that they are altogether wherever they are. I will probably also fix them in no particular order.

3) I recently received a Hilarity at Hogwarts award from [livejournal.com profile] angulique:
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So, thank you very much, Angulique!
evadne_noel: A man and the cresent moon in a rowboat (Odyssey BBE by makani)
I think there may be something wrong with me. I have not yet seen Harry Potter, and I am in no hurry to do so. For some reason, I can't work up any major interest in it. I'd rather see the Narnia movie. So, in an effort to get up my interest, I wrote this.

Lord Voldemort Does Not Understand the Black Family

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evadne_noel: A man and the cresent moon in a rowboat (icon by maealoeki_quote by evadne_noel)
If you're wondering why there is another one of these so soon, let me just say this: Polling is one of the least interesting subjects one could hear a 2 and 1/2 hour lecture on. Especially when one has already had a Research Methods course.

I think this story might have my new favorite title. Also, it answers the eternal question: who won the Risk game?

Lord Voldemort Is Not Doing This for His Own Edification

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evadne_noel: A man and the cresent moon in a rowboat (Default)
Ceiling Update: Well, it's not leaking anymore. I actually have no idea what happened because no one tells me anything, but at least there's not water all over my bathroom floor anymore. I cleaned up my bathroom today (I took care of the water yesterday, 'cause, duh, not going to let it sit), so I feel I did something useful...which would be the only useful thing I did today, as I did not write my speech, nor did I start article critiques. Whoops.

Seeing as it took until 3:00 a.m. for anyone to tell me that there was nothing more I could do, and I might as well go to bed, here's a fanfic I wrote. It kind of reminds me of Once Upon a Freakin' Time fics I wrote a while back. You know, stupid and incoherent.

Oh, wait. They're still that.

But if this one seems more so, it's because it was written in the early hours of the morning, and I was not at my best:


Lord Voldemort Loses It. Totally. Like, More Than Usual.


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