evadne_noel: A man and the cresent moon in a rowboat (Mucha Icon)
Whew! I finally completed all the requests made way back when. Turns out that, while I'm not good at writing long fics, I'm not that great at writing short ones either. These fourteen ficlets altogether are the second longest thing I've written (after my Bizenghast fic from last year)! Which is sort of depressing. Regardless, here they are by fandom:

Bizenghast
Dinah, Vincent and Edaniel take on the prompt of An Ill Omen (fortune teller; fate) for [livejournal.com profile] alory_shannon.

Dinah and Vincent in the real world for [livejournal.com profile] firiel44.

Bizenghast/HP
Dinah and the Bizengang enter the world of Harry Potter...sort of for [livejournal.com profile] diddilypuff.

Harry Potter
Snape tests Lucius's knowledge, and Lucius tests Snape's patience for [livejournal.com profile] ladynorbert.

Dumbledore responds to a recent controversy for [livejournal.com profile] capri_chan.

Bellatrix is seriously eff-ed up for [livejournal.com profile] pith.

Harry/Merak versus Narcissa Malfoy for [livejournal.com profile] merveille_moi.

Harry/Merak versus Lucius Malfoy for [livejournal.com profile] bergann.

Voldemort takes on some bloody seahorses for [livejournal.com profile] bending_sickle.

Aberforth practices some inappropriate charms on goats, and it's not nearly as funny as you might think for [livejournal.com profile] repartee.

Voldemort makes an unusual fashion decision for [livejournal.com profile] originalgeek.

Draco mulls over his receding hairline, his mother and Harry Potter (and for some reason I want to write Harry/Narcissa now) for [livejournal.com profile] khelekwen.

HP/PotC/LotR
Voldemort and Sauron take on an upstart villain from Pirates of the Caribbean for [livejournal.com profile] frenchroast.

Lord of the Rings
Elrond considers a young Aragorn for [livejournal.com profile] yuurei_san.
evadne_noel: A man and the cresent moon in a rowboat (PotC2 BBE icon by lm_jillybean)
Yeah, there’s no way I can talk about this movie without spoilers. This entire review is going to be cut. And just so you know, you’re probably going to see some of these jokes again. So, if you only want to do this once, you might want to wait.

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evadne_noel: A man and the cresent moon in a rowboat (PotC2 BBE icon by lm_jillybean)
Yes, I'm shocked too.

Title: For the Honeymoon
Author: Evadne Noel
Fandom: Pirates of the Caribbean
Pairings: Will/Elizabeth
Rating: PG for innuendo
Disclaimer: It does not belong to me, but to Disney.
Summary: You didn't expect that Captain Jack Sparrow would miss their wedding, did you? A speculative ending.

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Title: More Than Fair
Author: Evadne Noel
Fandom: Pirates of the Caribbean
Pairings: Well, that's up to you, isn't it?
Rating: G
Disclaimer: It does not belong to me, but to Disney.
Summary: Whatever else you might say about Jack, he deals fairly. A speculative ending.

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evadne_noel: A man and the cresent moon in a rowboat (courtesy of makani)
Well, it's after 1:30 in the morning, I've had a busy week, I'm real tired, but I'm not in bed. Do you want to know why?

...

BECAUSE THERE'S A LEAK IN MY FREAKIN' CEILING!

That's right, my ceiling is leaking. The front desk called the maintenance person, who took a hour getting here, who came up to my apartment and did...nothing. He said he was going upstairs to see if the apartment above me was flooding, and he would be back if he found something.

This begs the question, what if he doesn't find anything on the floor above me? Will someone come back and tell me this? Will someone tell me what I can do so that I can finally go to bed? I can't go to bed while it's still leaking; someone has to keep emptying the bowls the water is dripping into. THE HELL AM I SUPPOSED TO DO, PEOPLE?

So, on calm, careful reflection, I decided to spend this time editing a Breadbox Edition. So, for your reading pleasure, here is the Pirates of the Caribbean Breadbox:

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Here's hoping my ceiling stops leaking soon so I can just go to bed. Please.

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