evadne_noel: A man and the cresent moon in a rowboat (Malfoyowski BBE icon by poetrusic)
As promised (I fulfilled a promise? Go me!), here is the fanfic version of my recent encounter with a Snape. Yes, I turned the woman into a man, but all Snapes are Severus in the dark.

Severus Snape Attempts to Obtain Membership in a Prestigious Organization

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evadne_noel: A man and the cresent moon in a rowboat (Malfoyowski BBE icon by poetrusic)
Wow, it's been about three months since I wrote anything original. I have to say that, given my state of mind since November, I'm really grateful for whatever creative spark pushed through to make this story happen.

Lord Voldemort Cannot Get a Visitor’s Pass

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evadne_noel: A man and the cresent moon in a rowboat (Malfoyowski BBE icon by poetrusic)
So, has everyone seen the new Death Eater masks for OotP?

The Death Eaters Are Customizable

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evadne_noel: A man and the cresent moon in a rowboat (Malfoyowski BBE icon by poetrusic)
Happy birthday to me.


Lord Voldemort Is Another Year Older, Though Not Necessarily Another Year Wiser

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evadne_noel: A man and the cresent moon in a rowboat (Malfoyowski BBE icon by poetrusic)
Okay, so maybe this should have technically been called "The Death Eaters Ruin the Lestranges' Reception," but that didn't have the same ring.

The Death Eaters Ruin the Lestranges' Wedding

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evadne_noel: A man and the cresent moon in a rowboat (StGH icon by alory_shannon)
Just a few things to mention and get input on before posting the new story:

1) I think I'm definately going to split up Once Upon a Freakin' Time into two stories, with Harry-Voldemort interaction being a whole different timeline and continuity (such as it is). It's going to be sort of an AU to Book 6. Dumbledore is not dead (as he is in OUaFT), Snape has not killed him (as he did in OUaFT), and Malfoy is still trying to kill him (twice the incompetent badguy action!). I also think I'm going to experiment with titles, so eventually they won't all be "So-And-So Is/Does/Wants/Insert-Verb-Here Thing/Person/Stupid-Joke". The tentative title is So You've Decided To Be Evil by T.M. Riddle, though I may just shorten it to So You've Decided to Be Evil.

2) I'm going to be editing my FF.net version of OUaFT, not only to take out chapters that will be going into SYDtBE, but to fix the formatting, spelling and grammar of previous chapters. I might start posting older ones here, just so that they are altogether wherever they are. I will probably also fix them in no particular order.

3) I recently received a Hilarity at Hogwarts award from [livejournal.com profile] angulique:
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So, thank you very much, Angulique!
evadne_noel: A man and the cresent moon in a rowboat (Bizenghast by M. Alice Legrow)
This should be eerily familiar to anyone in college or who has been to college.

Severus Snape Really Is Evil

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evadne_noel: A man and the cresent moon in a rowboat (StGH icon by alory_shannon)
Ten Ways to Tell You’re Reading a Fic by Evadne Noel

1. Lucius is so out of character that everyone else appears to be in character by comparison.

2. 90% of the fics have the following plot: Voldemort does something ill-advised, Snape snarks about it, Lucius has no idea what is going on and the rest of the Death Eaters stand around like rocks.

3. Minor details from earlier stories are destined to come back as lame jokes in future chapters.

4. All chapters are built around one single line; it is usually pretty obvious which one.

5. The narrator occasionally feels the need to talk to you directly; at length and not about anything of importance to the story.

6. The title is frequently the best joke in the story.

7. Voldemort never actually thinks up a plan; he just thinks about thinking up a plan.

8. At any given moment, Harry and Voldemort are approximately five seconds away from joining forces and screaming down the Death Eaters for being such idiots.

9. Dumbledore is a crafty, scheming, nearly omniscient, perpetually unworried, no-account, bad-gift-giving jerk.

10. Attempts to impose any type of continuity or sense are actively discouraged, as they will only result in massive headaches anyway.
evadne_noel: A man and the cresent moon in a rowboat (Beowulf BBE icon by makani)
Um, I don't mean to insult anyone's intelligence here, but in Severus Snape Discovers the Perils of Regifting, did everyone get that Voldemort regifted Dumbledore with the bunny sweatshirt, and then Dumbledore regifted Snape with it? It's just that I've gotten no less than six emails about this, which is five more emails about a single chapter than I've received ever. Plus, there were several quizzical reviews on FF.net. I know it wasn't explictly stated, but it's sort of the hinge of the humor in that chapter. So, sorry if I wasn't really clear.

If there's anything else anyone needs to ask about Once Upon a Freakin' Time, please feel free to do so here.
evadne_noel: A man and the cresent moon in a rowboat (Jules Cheret)
Christmas Edition!

Severus Snape Discovers the Perils of Re-gifting

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Happy Holidays to all!
evadne_noel: A man and the cresent moon in a rowboat (Odyssey BBE by makani)
I wrote this as sort of an exorcism. It has to do with the GoF movie. It doesn't really contain any spoilers, but it does help if you've seen the movie.

Lord Voldemort Can’t Concentrate

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evadne_noel: A man and the cresent moon in a rowboat (OUaFT - Inside Joke!)
Happy Halloween, everyone!

The Death Eaters Dig Costume Parties

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evadne_noel: A man and the cresent moon in a rowboat (OUaFT - Inside Joke!)
Back from parts unknown. Got sick. Got better. Got depressed from watching television news while sick. Still don't know where my head is at. Wrote about Voldemort, Snape and Lucius.

Lord Voldemort Does NOT Pay Retail

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evadne_noel: A man and the cresent moon in a rowboat (icon by maealoeki_quote by evadne_noel)
This is a post-HBP fic, but it doesn't contain what I would consider massive spoilers. It does involve a specific plot point, but one that is mentioned in nearly every public review of the book. So, go forward at your own risk.

Another point is that, yes, this story does contain humor, but the first serious section is a necessary build up. You shall see.

Lord Voldemort Gets Something That Belonged to Rowena Ravenclaw

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evadne_noel: A man and the cresent moon in a rowboat (Bizenghast by M. Alice Legrow)
WARNING: If you're looking to avoid any and all speculation as to what happens in the upcoming Harry Potter book, read no further. There are no spoilers, as I myself know next to nothing about the book.


Severus Snape Is Fashionable

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evadne_noel: A man and the cresent moon in a rowboat (better check the oven)
Well, those who answered the survey asked for more vignette fanfiction, so here's a new "Once Upon a Freakin' Time." I've decided that I should start putting the title of the chapter before the lj-cut, so that people might actually have some idea what it's about. I can't believe it took me this long to figure that out. Anyway...

Lord Voldemort Builds a Better Mousetrap

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evadne_noel: A man and the cresent moon in a rowboat (better check the oven)
Well, I haven't done any fanfiction recently, and I had a little bit of time, so I wrote this. It isn't funny in the way my stories usually are (what with Risk and cannonballs and black licorice), but I hope it still amuses you.

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evadne_noel: A man and the cresent moon in a rowboat (better check the oven)
Still no closer on the Sky Captain Breadbox, but I do have a brand spankin' new Once Upon a Freakin' Time! And it features Lucius! I realized the other day that all of these stories were either "Lord Voldemort did this," "The Death Eaters did that," or "Severus Snape snarks inappropriately". There were absolutely no "Lucius Malfoy does something desperately stupid" stories! So, I've rectified this with my new story:

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evadne_noel: A man and the cresent moon in a rowboat (Default)
Geez, I haven't put one of these up for a long time. Anyway, I'm keeping this section short because I'm way to tired to do anything but rant.

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